Astro Boy Teaser Lands

Moviefone has dropped the teaser trailer for the October 23, 2009 film adaptation of the anime classic Astro Boy. The film stars the voices of Nicholas Cage and some other rubes.
This is sure to be as big a disappointment and bastardization of many people's childhoods as Speed Racer was, though it's saving grace may be that it's not helmed by the Douchekowski Brothers. Sorry, siblings.
My guess, it'll be some smoothly animated CGI kids/family flick that is devoid of artistic linework, flaw, innocence, humor, and good story telling and will instead be a bunch of shiny, bobbleheaded CGI children drafted into some ridiculous plot with a lot of forced jokes that fail.
Oh, and it's in 3-D. Another shitty film trend replacing the far superior traditional animation.
See ya opening night.

Con Air 2: Escape From The Rock or "Assault On Amos & Andrew"

Secret agent guinea pigs and Ghost Rider 2 got ya hatin' on The Cage? Kick-Ass and Astro Boy not enough to whet your appetite? Well try this on for size:



Oh yeah. A movie so extreme, they turned the actors name into a pun for the tagline. Now that's star power. /film has revealed this poster for the upcoming John Carpenter project Riot starring Nicholas "You Can't" Cage "Me." The plot involves "a troubled youth who is sent to the Scared Straight crime-prevention program. But when a riot breaks out and the prisoners take him hostage, a lifer (played by Nicolas Cage) is forced to help the young man out."

Do I even need to continue. No.

NATIONAL TREASURE 3 !!!!!!

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Con Hair

Here's a great link Tom pointed out to me featuring a medley of the best Cage Dos.

NICHOLAS CAGE HAS A MUSTACHE!

You heard it here first (because I heard it from somewhere else and told you): Nicky boy has grown a mustache (a fake one by the looks of it) for his role as Big Daddy in the upcoming film adaptation of Mark Millar's graphic novel Kick-Ass.

You can see more pictures here and you can read Millar spastically discuss the filming including bits about Mr. Cage if you're nasty here.

Cage Kicks Ass

The Ragin' Cagen' has reportedly joined the cast of Matthew Vaughn's (Layercake) adapatation of Mark Millar's (Wanted [the comic, not the shitty movie]) Kick-Ass.

Peep it.

Knowing

What could be greater than Jim Carrey and Numerology?
How about Nick Cage and Numerology?
Surely you jest. I've been lead to believe that true utopia is unattainable.
Well you're wrong my friend. Get ready to know.